Events


ASSFACE March Forward Power
Mar
5
8:30 PM20:30

ASSFACE March Forward Power

the Nones of March
one door closes and another opens

pass through the door into the shadows
say hi to Janus on the way

hang up your reality and take on the absurd
drink to the end of all beginnings
and the beginning of the next big end

...

Assface is passing through the gateway of the now
and into a multiverse of all potential...
dancing on the grave of time...

tick.tock time's.up

Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious. 
Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan Turner, Christopher L. Hedrick, Dana Schiemann Ted Ludzik, Darin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with Guest'faces Coko Galore, Daphney Jo and Kaleb Belak

with nose'face Luke Peters

Opening:

Coko & Daphney

and

Anders Yates
doing stand-up!

Look to Instant Cult Classic - A Production Company for another live stream of the main event.. thanks again to the ICC people Luke Peters and Alexey Ots for making this happen..

WHEN
Monday, March 5th, 2018
Doors: 8:15pm, Show: 8:30pm

WHERE
The Social Capital Theatre Upstage **3RD FLOOR**
154 Danforth Ave @Broadview

TICKETS
$5 at the door

Follow Assface on FB https://www.facebook.com/assfaceimprov
and twitter: https://twitter.com/AssfaceImprov

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Feb
5
8:30 PM20:30

Assface Snowma'giddeon!

February!
First show of the ole twentyEighteen!

welcome to the newYear

yah, it's still cold up in this joint

cold, freezing, horrible, darkness
like the feeling floating alone in a pod in space

...

Assface is remembering a galaxy far far away
somewhere in a land before time...
with a mage and drugLord and the power of an ancient evil...
and...

a platypus for a hero...

quack quack waddle waddle onwards to victory!
(yah, why the hell not)

Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious. 
Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan Turner, Christopher L. Hedrick, Ted Ludzik, Darin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with guest'faces Martha St and Kevin Matviw
a veritable ' The Assembly ' powerpunch!

Opening:

Spencer Thompson
the great juggler of our time

and

ChapShtick!
made of up Marc Hallworth and Michael Kellett, trying to do six improv games in ten minutes - CAN THEY BEAT THE CLOCK!?!"


Look to Instant Cult Classic - A Production Company for another live stream of the main event.. thanks again to the ICC people Luke Peters and Alexey Ots) for making this happen..

WHEN
Monday, February 5th, 2018
Doors: 8:15pm, Show: 8:30pm

WHERE
The Social Capital Theatre Upstage **3RD FLOOR**
154 Danforth Ave @Broadview

TICKETS
$5 at the door

Follow Assface on FB https://www.facebook.com/assfaceimprov
and twitter: https://twitter.com/AssfaceImprov

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Jan
17
7:00 PM19:00

Live at the Time with Luke Peters!

Join Luke Peters for his  YouTube Live stream Talk Show, "LIVE @ THE TIME with Luke Peters". 


This month's Guests:

Kristie Gunter (Funnies for Families, Second City House Co., LeBron Janes)!

Stand up by Marie Sotto (Fusion Comedy)!!

Music by Mark Ferrari (Baby Doomers)!!!

Live on the Instant Cult Classic YouTube Channel.

Watch it from anywhere around the world, with the hidden link below.....

HERE

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Dec
4
8:30 AM08:30

Assface Yuletide Hightide

December... 

welcome to the endyear

wrapped in a blanket
of snow, light up
the coalfire, heat it up

into a diamond, or some kind of
crystal powering the multidimensional krampus portal

...

Assface is mixing up some eggnog.rocket.fuel
and stepping into the Christmas Vortex...
to fight the eternal battle between
yuletide, evil, and christmas presents...

we're on a mission. from.. Father Time..

Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious. 
Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan Turner, Christopher L. Hedrick, Ted Ludzik, Darin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with guest'faces Lisa Merchant and Jess Grant

with sometimes'face Yitzi Gal

Opening:

The Dumb Show (with Meagan McConnell and Carmine Lucarelli)

WHEN
Monday, December 4th, 2017
Doors: 8:15pm, Show: 8:30pm

WHERE
The Social Capital Theatre Upstage **3RD FLOOR**
154 Danforth Ave @Broadview

TICKETS
$5 at the door

Follow Assface on FB https://www.facebook.com/assfaceimprov
and twitter: https://twitter.com/AssfaceImprov

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Nov
30
10:00 PM22:00

The Schmendrix & Friends Sketch Show

"The Schmendrix & Friends Sketch Show" 

Hosted by Paul Bellini (The Kids in the Hall, This Hour has 22 Minutes) 

Featuring

This month's Sketch Friends;

Erotic Friend Fiction (TKO Improv Champions, BCIF 2017),

Magic by Chris Mayhew,

A sketch by Abram Taylor 

& of course

The debut of The Schmendrix in

"American Thanks Taking"

Get Tickets here:  https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-schmendrix-friends-sketch-show-tickets-39494843139?aff=efbeventtix

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Nov
6
8:30 PM20:30

ASSFACE November

November...

winds of change

windy-winds.
the dark, the dismal,
the rain, the cold.

the kind of winds that blow your hat off your head.
And right into space!

...

Assface is leaving the troposhere
and meeting the ethereal emisarries...
ready to deliver their story
to the exosphere...

we're on a mission. from.. Assface... 

Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious. 
Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan TurnerChristopher L. HedrickTed LudzikDarin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with guest'faces Ralph MacLeod

with sometimes'face Cassie Barradas

Opening:

The Coincidence Men
 

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Oct
23
10:00 PM22:00

Freshman at Night?

Freshman at Night October?

Host Luke Peters?

Co-Host Derrick O'Toole?

Guests Matthew Reid?

Musical Guest Shane Free?

See Freshman at Night live in person while you still can?

The future of the show is changing... ?

It's off into the wild yonder...  ?

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Oct
2
8:30 PM20:30

Assface October; 3rd Birthday Party

October...

let's shave our heads and declare it year 3

welcome to the third year of Assface
welcome to the three dimensions as well.

Up is down left is right.

3's... everywhere you look..

Assface is leaving the toddler years
and moving into pre-school age...
hand-painting, sandboxes, tying our own shoes,
and trying not to light everything on fire

bring presents..

Assface... Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious. 
Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan TurnerChristopher L. HedrickTed LudzikDarin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with guest'faces Moniquea Marion

with sometimes'face Richard Mami-No Giizhik Comeau

and nose'face Luke Peters

Opening:

Ezra does clown

and

Yitzi Gal and Cameron Algie's duo-troup

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Sep
4
8:30 PM20:30

ASSFACE September TAMMUZ!

Assface... Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious. 
Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan TurnerChristopher L. HedrickTed LudzikDarin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with sometimes'face Eliza Beth Ana Cleto

and guest'faces Yitzi Gal

Opening:

Ana-Marija Stojic

and

Virtual Man Hugs

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Aug
21
7:00 PM19:00

ICC Double Feature! Night of the Living Dead & Thresher

Instant Cult Classic presents a pay what you can double feature!

In honour of George A Romero, and to commemorate his passing, we are doing a screening of his 1968 cult classic Night of the Living Dead! 

But wait, there's more! Opening the night we have a fantastic short film that's been winning awards all over North America- Thresher by Alex Clark! 

Also on display will be Mysterion's Museum of Macabra - and live performances from the world famous The Sentimentalists!

It's one night of terrifying fun- and it's Pay-What-You-Can!

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Aug
11
8:00 PM20:00

ASSFACE Summer Extravaganza

Assface is Allan TurnerChristopher L. HedrickTed LudzikDarin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett – come join these boys of summer with special guests for a massive extravaganza of improvisational proportions


The Summer AsstravaganzaFace hosted by Nigel Downer

with sometimes'face Cameron Algie and more!

and guest'faces Nigel DownerKiki Razzle, random members of guest troupes causing havoc!

Warp engines fully engaged (the guest troupes):

The Sketchersons

and N2N

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Jun
29
8:00 PM20:00

TBD 4: The Premiere of the Foreign Film 'Essere Determinati'

T.B.D. 4 : 'Essere Determinati'
Hosted by Luke Peters

This month's guest co-host Gerald Mayhew wants to make a longform play version of the shortform game "Foreign Film". With a cast of six gibberish actors and a cast of six quick translators, 'Essere Determinati' portends to be a classic heartwrenching melodrama that will tug at your heartstrings.

Il cinema italiano falso al meglio!

Starring: 
Emily Foate
David Hadley
Manny Mangat
MK Morris
Rhys Naylor
David O'Shea
Nkasi Ogbonnah
Alexey Ots
Cam Parkes
Brett Payette
Alia Rasul
Natasha Safarian

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Jan
22
12:00 AM00:00

Fresh man at Night: Janu gary

Freshman at night Is still here in 2017! Join Luke Peters as he chats with some of the best and brightest in comedy. Accompanied by musician Mark Ferrari. Luke and guests will talk comedy before opening the show up to some wacky fun!

This month we have
Dan Curtis Thompson
Tyler Morgan
Oliver Georgiou
Allan Bee
Greg Komorowski
Pat Thornton

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