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Assface Yuletide Hightide


welcome to the endyear

wrapped in a blanket
of snow, light up
the coalfire, heat it up

into a diamond, or some kind of
crystal powering the multidimensional krampus portal


Assface is mixing up some eggnog.rocket.fuel
and stepping into the Christmas Vortex...
to fight the eternal battle between
yuletide, evil, and christmas presents...

we're on a mission. from.. Father Time..

Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious. 
Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan Turner, Christopher L. Hedrick, Ted Ludzik, Darin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with guest'faces Lisa Merchant and Jess Grant

with sometimes'face Yitzi Gal


The Dumb Show (with Meagan McConnell and Carmine Lucarelli)

Monday, December 4th, 2017
Doors: 8:15pm, Show: 8:30pm

The Social Capital Theatre Upstage **3RD FLOOR**
154 Danforth Ave @Broadview

$5 at the door

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Earlier Event: November 30
The Schmendrix & Friends Sketch Show
Later Event: January 17
Live at the Time with Luke Peters!